14 May 2008

I'm throwing my support behind a presidential candidate


I've made it clear that my favorite presidential candidate for 2008 was Mitt Romney.

And since he withdrew his candidacy in February, I've struggled to find someone to support. McCain excites me in no way. Obama is a charismatic socialist. Hillary is flat-out insane with her desire to get more power.

So when this candidate declared his intention to run, I looked over his platform and immediately recognized this was someone I could gain guidance from.


Now, I know what you're thinking. How can a mythical aquatic reptilian creature lead our nation? You are showing your bias, friend. There's nothing in the Constitution that precludes a mythical sea-beast from being president.

Now that that's out of the way, here is evidence of Liopleurodon's leadership in action.




I encourage all disaffected voters everywhere to throw their support behind Liopleurodon. It is out best chance for success as a nation.

3 comments:

Josh said...

hey I just posted Charlie the Unicorn too.

Amy said...

Finally! A candidate I can support! I had no idea he was even thinking of running.

Filbert Karo said...

Same with Amy! That video is the best!