Let it not be said I never listen to my readers.
Here are some predictions for tonight:
1. Jazz win by eight.
2. Boozer's line: 5-16 shooting, 13 points, 11 rebounds.
3. Number of times we hear about Utah's average fouls committed per game: 9.
4. Number of times we hear about Utah opponents' fouls per game: 0.
5. Number of times we hear about Kobe's back: 16.
5. Number of times we hear about Okur's Achilles tendon: 2.
6. Number of times we hear about Phil Jackson whining re: the noise in the ESA: 11.
7. Number of unbelievably, unarguably horrible calls we see: 3.
8. Number of times the Jazz go Horry on Kobe: 0.
9. Deron's stat line: 29 and 14 with four 3-pointers.
10. Kobe's stat line: 35 points and seven assists on 11-32 field goal shooting.
BONUS: Number of minutes Paul Millsap plays: 29.
1 comment:
Very thorough, thank you B.
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