Be sure to read the item description. I don't even care if it's fake; it's funny.
Also, it's good to see parents (fictional or not) actually laying down the law for their kids these days. I hear too few stories like these, and too many stories about parents spending $50,000 on their 16-year-old daughter's birthday party.
Be proud, Dad. You've obviously made your imprint on me. :)
I'm a graduate from BYU-Idaho with a degree in Communications with a print journalism emphasis. I currently work as a test engineer for a software company. I've been married for seven years and have three kids.