The random thoughts of a man constantly staving off hypothermia and wolves.
Why do they keep hiring creepy looking Santas? Maybe they wouldn't cry if they didn't fear for their lives.
Santa is inherently creepy; what would you think of a man who breaks into everyone's houses at night and wears all red trimmed with dead animal skin and wears a full beard so you can't see what he really looks like? Creeeeeeepy, if you ask me. Those kids have good reason to cry.
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